PRISMO: Yeah, but that's all there is to it. It kind of looks like an upside-down duck. He's on one of those floating islands out there. PRISMO: Listen, if you guys are serious about this, all you gotta do is find a certain sleeping old man and bring him here. He gathers his Card Wars materials and walks away. JAKE: So, what do we gotta do? Rob a cosmic bank? Steal a space baby?ĬOSMIC OWL: Oh, uh, I just remembered I gotta go home. You can only get to The Citadel committing a cosmic crime. PRISMO: A wish wouldn't have worked anyway. SHELBY: Speedboat? Yeah, that's a good one. SHELBY: Oh, hi! So you got it? That's great! You like him? Uh huh. My girl's been hounding me for a pony for months. Jake takes out Shelby and places him on his shoulder. JAKE: I know you can't grant Finn and me any more wishes, so we brought Shelby along to wish on our behalf. The armpits.įINN: Hey, my dad must be, like, the warden there. A third alien is shown stamping a document. Real stink faces.Īnother alien is shown dicing up a planet. PRISMO: Only the worst of the worst end up there. On the screen, an alien being is shown decapitating dozens of other aliens and consuming their heads. PRISMO: The Citadel is a nasty-sized prison. He opens a view of the Citadel on his wall. PRISMO: Whoa! You guys do not wanna go there. I was just gonna, like, clean up and crash out.ĬOSMIC OWL: You guys wanna play some Card Wars? Prismo and the Cosmic Owl are playing Card Wars. It glows pink, and Finn and Jake are teleported away. c all me -P.” He touches Prismo’s signature. It reads, “If YOU want TO COME BACK and Hang OUT SOmeTimE. Oh! If we hurry, Prismo might still be partying. I guess it would be okay to meet him, just to know what I'll look like. Plus, you get to see what you'll look like as an old guy. it might also be good to find out if you have any genetic risk factors, or allergies, or whatever. JAKE: Yeah, or maybe he was ambushed in the wild and hid you so you wouldn't be captured, too.įINN: Yeah, maybe it's better not to rock the boat. Like, he was probably captured by thieves and kept a slave for years. Maybe there's a good reason why he didn't raise me. JAKE: Come on, man! I don't even take Lady up there.įINN: Dude, I found out my human dad is still alive.įINN: He's at some place called the Citadel.įINN: I don't know. I've been doing a lot of partying at Prismo's lately. He tries to sneak past Finn, who is awake and covered in seaweed. Yo, Prismo I gotta get back before Finn realizes I'm not home. JAKE: Oh, what time is it? Hey, yo, Clock Face, what time is it?!Ĭlock turns around and checks his wrist watch. Peppermint Butler and Death laugh and approach The Lich. JAKE: Yeah, man, make your dreams come true. Well, okay, then I guess I can go for a selfie, too. Jake laughs and returns to his normal shape. Jake stretches his body and puts his cup on The Lich's head. JAKE: Aw, don't worry, he ain't gonna hurt nobody. PEPPERMINT BUTLER: I am so scared right now. And since he can't do that while he is trapped in my Time Room, he's stuck in a standstill, like a machine without a purpose. PRISMO: Well, The Lich's primary function is to cause mass death. PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Yeah, but why isn't he killing everyone in the room right now? Controlling our minds, making us rip each other's eyes out while we buttercup one another? PRISMO: Oh yeah, that's fine, he's harmless. GROD: Definitely going to send these to Denise. The camera pans to show Grob Gob Glob Grod taking selfies on The Lich. PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Hey, um, those guys are doing selfies on The Lich. PRISMO AND JAKE: Peppermint Butler! Death! PRISMO: I'm always smiling when I'm around you, too. JAKE: I'm always smiling when I'm around you. Jake laughs and starts eating from each of the bowls Prismo materializes five bowls of cheese crackers. We can have all the cheesy crackers we want. JAKE: Yeah, man, what are you going to do about it? JAKE: Bad news, you ran out of cheese crackers. He dips his cup in a bowl for more, but but finds it empty. Cut to Jake, who is loudly eating cheese crackers out of a red cup. Some cloud people throw toilet paper rolls over The Lich, who is stationary in a kneeling position in the corner of the room. Cut to Party God and the Cosmic Owl in a hot tub. Are you available for a date with Glob on Saturday, Grod on Friday, Grob on Thursday or Gob on Sunday? Please select your dates now.ĭenise frowns. My siblings and I would like to request a date with you. GROD: Denise, we have concluded you're an interesting and conventionally hot woman. A number of people are in attendance, including Death, Peppermint Butler, Jake, Party God, the Cosmic Owl, The Lich, Grob Gob Glob Grod, Denise the Nymph, and some cloud people. Prismo is hosting a party in the time room.
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